What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?